Saturday, June 03, 2000 6:38 PM
A little story...A Boy one day was with family at a Festival of some sort. Well they had all kinds of foods and stuff...Well, there was a GIANT tomato mascot, which literally scared the shit out of him!, well His Parents decided to give him some food samples, all though he was scared of the tomato man, well he ate it, and after that said"Ewe mom, thats was nasty, what was it" and before she could answer, the tomato man answered "My Babys!" since it was some nasty tomato casserole type thing, the immediately threw up on the tomato man and didnt stop for 5 minutes...The tomato man was pist, so he scared the litle boy and chased him....into the street..where the boy passed out of fright hit his head, and died...now you say, Tomatos are good? look at that!!!

Sunday, April 23, 2000 6:49 PM
Tomatoz r good!.....GOOD...GOOD 4 NUTHING! GOOD TO THROW AT PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEM SO MUCH...TOMATOZ SUCK ASS LIKE MAJOR, NASTY FUNKY MUSHY TOMATOEYNESS....BLAH

Saturday, April 15, 2000 9:56 AM
I really haven't thought about it, but come to think of it...... I LOVE MY WIFE'S TOMATOES!!!

Friday, April 07, 2000 11:29 AM
Let me tell you a sad story. When i was still going through high school my father bought a produce store. At the time i thought nothing of it, little did i know this event would shape the rest of my life. In the summer to follow i was expected to work there, and i really had no problem with that, i never minded helping out my father even if the money was not that great. So the summer began and i soon found that the majority of my duties was to make sure the produce on the counters was fresh and out going and incoming was not infected with old rotting stock. In itself this was already a pretty nasty job. But, then it all changed. Tomato season came. This, being my first time working at a produce store i really did not know what to expect. I remember everyone getting excited. The old people who came in with perfect change would ask if the tomatoes had arrived yet. I really did not think much of it. Then they came. A large truck rolled in one morning and started unloading flat after flat of "fresh tomatoes." There was probably fifty or so cases on each flat, and they just rolled them in to the back of the store. I wondered why the tomatoes were not brought into the main floor so that people could start to purchase them and what not. I was young and nieve. After about 8 or 9 flats were unloaded. My dad turned to me with a smile and said that all the tomatoes needed to be checked before they could go out onto the floor. Check i asked? He just motioned me to follow him to the back. Stopping before the first flat he grabbed a case off the top. I still did not understand, until he stuck his hand in and pulled out something, i was not even sure it was a tomato. What he brought out of the box looked toxic. It was a tomato all right but had no structure and the weight of itself being lifted into the air made the rotten sides explode. The tomato leaked a its slimy innards all over my fathers hand. I was in a word terrified. He just gave me a hellish smile not even seeming to care that he had that red slimy ooze on his hand. He simply said "you see if the bad ones are left in, they will all go." Tossing the tomato into the garbage can as he left me to my job. Sorry this story is still not finished it gets much worse. As you can probably imagine. So i started sorting the red fruit from hell. I soon found that the odour of the rotting nasty tomatoes was near enough to make you sick. It was 8:00 am when i had started and i finished the last flat at 11pm that same night. I was working like a mad man just so i could be done with the awful task. Finished, i did not feel any accomplishment at all. instead my clothes were disgustingly ruined and my self worth was gone. I don't remember how many times i had nearly quit that day cursing the world for my troubles. But, somehow i made it though. I was relived to hear that we had sold off about 3 flats the first day to the old, who for some reason can the things. Why would you can a tomato? Anyway the next morning when i got to work to my horror my first duty was to go through the remaining 6 flats again. Again i asked? I had just went through the whole bunch of them yesterday. My dad just said you have to stay on top of those tomatoes or they are just all going to go. I walked back with the the thought of why are they so worried about these tomatoes, knowing at least they can't be as bad as yesterday, i did just go through them. As i started I found that these tomatoes that had just been sorted were as bad as yesterday but, now they had this white fuzzy mold growing off of them. It could not be healthy to handle such things. How could anyone want to buy something like this, even the ones that were not rotting would get drenched with the ooze of dying tomatoes. I just imagined the people walking out of the store so happy to have some fresh tomatoes. If they only knew what went on behind the scenes. I would always try and make the best of the situation and hurry though the tomatoes. Soon i was done. It was a happy time and the news of the tomatoes must have spread through town, because after the end of the second day we had only two flats left. It really made me happier to know if i did have to sort those disgusting little reds again it would not take that long. The next morning i had arrived a little late to work. But i knew my first duty would be to sort the fricken tomatoes so i just went straight back to them. Entering the back room the breath was knocked right out of me. there were over twenty flats waiting for me. It turned out that tomato season had just begun and it would last for a about a month. My summer was ruined. Now that i do not have to handle tomatoes i am a much happier person. I do not buy tomato products and will not enter a produce store. It has been over 6 years since i was forced to handle the vile fruit but every once in a while i will have a nightmare that reminds me of my past. My reason for sharing this story is to let all the young people who have a choice about a summer job know. Never Ever work at a produce store. Especially if you already hate tomatoes.. Thanks for the opportunity to share my story. The tomato sight is great..

Tuesday, March 14, 2000 4:07 PM
I think tomatoes suck because everyone argues about wether it's a fruit or a vegetable. I know for a fact it's a vegetable because no fruit would taste that nasty! They put tomatoes in vegetable soup, but not in fruit salad! That proves my point! Either I'm right or some idiot put a fruit in my vegetable soup and didn't put them in my fruit salad! Later, Mike

Sunday, March 12, 2000 8:29 PM
Corn is digested really well, it always comes out whole I guess you know nothing of spagetti or chili in your hole Tomatoes make many things but you would never know I know of salsa and ask the cheifs, without the tomatoe, your dish is doomed "pooh!!" How can you hate the tomatoe? So juicy and fine? I bet you never gave it a chance in my mind. Next time you want some chili, spagetti or lasagna I will fear that you will be dry because you did not use the tomata!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2000 3:04 PM
My boss is tomato. He is the tomato man. Do I need to say more. Whenever he is angry (which is all the time) his head turns red like a big TOMATO!

Wednesday, February 09, 2000 3:03 PM
1) Speak not harshly about thy brother red tomatoe for they shall inherit the earth.
2) Covet not thy brothers red tomatoe.
3) Honor thy red tomatoe.
4) Garnish thy red tomatoe with love and affection.
Ha Ha Ha...
GP

Sunday, February 06, 2000 9:55 PM
it's bret, from wal-mart. cool site.... maybe you should run for mayor!

Wednesday, February 02, 2000 5:14 PM
Tomatoes taste like shit and also smells like it, too. they make me sick everytime i have to eat one. i hate them so much that, I throw a tomato at my friend. hehehehe. it was so coo

Saturday, January 22, 2000 4:27 PM
tomatoes tomatoes tomatoes the word makes me sick so why did I say it three times? so I could put emphasis on how fucking disgusting it sounds!! just like they taste god dammit!! yes, I thought tomatoes were the apples of vegetables until I bit into one then I discovered how much how they tasted like barf after you drink to much and that is not a good taste believe you me. so in closing I would just like to say how can Italians eat so much of the vile hell-fruits. and I would also like to say FUCK TOMATOES

Saturday, January 15, 2000 8:50 PM
OK, I have allways hated tomatoes...and my anger to them evolutinated fom my second grade teacher, who said vegetables were very good for me. After I explained to her my tomato problem she called my mom and told her to give me tomatoes every day for a week!!! Sad, sad story....I will kill mu teacher if I see her again.....muahahahahaha!

Thursday, January 13, 2000 2:24 PM
I fucking hate everything so why not fucking hating tomatoes too? They really suck when you go 2 a restaurant and they give them 2 u thinking: "Yeah, he is an ass hole and he is not gonna notice they r fucking old". Tomatoes suck. Everything sucks.

Sunday, January 02, 2000 7:23 PM
I F*CKING HATE TOMATOES, THEY ARE C*NTS

Thursday, December 16, 1999 7:15 PM
hey i just wanna say that i emailed you the other day and you said you posted it? so i came back and ive come quite often over the past few months and i love the update! its great! and i love the links to the other tomato pages. theyre great. And the facts....i just wanna say its so f*ing hilarious. and its funny cuz i truly hate that vile "thing" (or piece pf crap) but you know what else is disgusting? Ramen Noodles! They are disgusting and they dry out your lungs and ugh! This site is a good anti-ramen noodle site. I think you would like it , but uits not completly done yet www.angelfire.com/stars/noodles hey man keep up the good work byut seriously....go F* your finacee....she needs it...us tomato haters can wait....until your done.... "que serra, serra...." ....aaron "que serra, serra...." ....aaron

Tuesday, December 14, 1999 1:27 PM
tomatoes are evil and they should die HORRIBLE death. I hate that vile fruit. and to disdain of everyone who insistes they are a fruit...they dont desrve the honor being callled a fruit....they should be called...."crap". ~aaron "que serra, serra...." ....aaron

Monday, December 06, 1999 12:24 AM
Man! Tomatos are great! How else would I hide my bud plants!?? :)

Friday, December 03, 1999 9:52 AM
Me pregunto porque no toda la gente ve lo que es un tomate. Como se atreve a comerselo sin saber lo que puede hacer por ahi dentro. Estuve de vacaciones en Camaret, Francia y en frente de la casa había una fabrica de conservas de tomate. Me pase tres meses mareado y no me desmayaba por no dejar que los tomates me vencieran. Superada la prueba creo que puedo hacer cualquier cosa en el mundo.... menos comer tomates, claro
fernando alicante ( spain)

Tuesday, November 30, 1999 1:53 PM
I would just like to say that I hate tomatoes with a passion! My worst pet peve is when my parents make chili and use "crushed" tomatoes. They think that I don't notice, so I end up with only a half a bowl of chili 'cause I have to pick all of them out! Hugh! A world without the tomato, is a beautiful world!!!!!
Eric

Monday, November 29, 1999 9:44 AM
As a matter of fact, I have been to the anti-tomato site on several occasions. Being a tomato hater myself, I one day felt compelled to search the web for anti-tomato sites (thinking, in my naivete) that I would find none ..... Lo and behold, there you were!
I must say it's reassuring and, let's face it, brings a tear to my eye to know that there are like-minded individuals out there who are being vocal and outspoken about the horrors of the tomato. Harmless vegetable? I think not! All I can say that's nice about tomatoes is: "They are a pretty color." After that, I rant to the point of foaming at the mouth.
Salute!
Linda :)

Wednesday, November 03, 1999 12:41 PM
Tomatos are very interesting.I can grow them up and make money.Also if I change my mind for this job I will become a barman and make them BLOODY MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!We can also throw them to people we don`t like!

Thursday, October 28, 1999 5:38 PM
I now know I have found the antichrist! Tomato's are good for you, what would your mothers say if they knew the evil you are casting. I believe that most woman like tomatoes as well, however I understand they must be big ripe ones. Or dose size really matter? Anyhow, leave these poor little red devils alone and seek help NOW! Tomato Man

Tuesday, October 12, 1999 5:28 AM
As we were putting the homepage of The tomato Haters' Society on some search engines, we were delighted to find your excellent site, and to learn that we are not the only tomato hating activists on the web. You and your visitors are all welcome to visit our homepage and apply for membership in our society. Our page is still very much under construction, but we will be happy to exchange links with you if you're interested, and we will value your opinion if you have any suggestions about our site. Keep up the good work! Noa Harvey Head of the Public Relations Department The Tomato Haters' Society

Wednesday, October 06, 1999 10:47 AM
I love tomatoes. What is wrong with them? You guys are full of bull! They DON'T smell. They DON'T feel like snot on the inside! I eat tomatoes ALL THE TIME!!! I AM STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TOMATO!!! AND I LOVE IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)

Tuesday, October 05, 1999 1:20 PM
Comrade, Please join our cause: The Anti Ripe Tomato Squad Fight on!

Thursday, September 30, 1999 5:36 AM
I like tomatoes. Go ahead, suck it up one more time and try a home grown one. They are way better than the artificially ripened store bought variety. Excellent site! Ross

Saturday, September 11, 1999 6:42 PM
I DON'T LIKE TOMATOES!!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TOMATOS!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!! I'M BEING BEATEN BY TOMATO LOVING FAMILY MEMBERS AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!!!!! HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 30, 1999 7:21 PM
I hate tomatoes beyond belief. It all started when my mom was picking tomatoes she had grown- I was about 5 or so... Anyway, she handed me one for me to try she said take a big bite. And I was stupid enough to do it. Once I tasted it I started gaging uncontrollably, So much that I started to puke. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted.. Now I am older and still just think about that day makes me gag. When I smell the horrible STENCH of tomatoes I have to leave the room or I will puke. Just thinking about the slimy seedy THINGS makes me want to hurl. - Erin

Saturday, August 14, 1999 6:03 AM
i just hate tomatoes...and i wanna say that this is the best web site since the anti backstreet boys website..and thats pretty damn hard to beat!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 29, 1999 1:47 PM
I don't know why you people all hate the tomato so much! Where would our world be without the joyous delicacy of pizza? What would a BLT be called without the T? How would we survive? I'm thankful for the tomato, and I think you should inflict your anger on the crappy fruits and veggies instead, like brussel sprouts, grapefruit, and those grapes with the seeds in them that you have to spit out or die choking on. -Adam Mingal

Monday, June 28, 1999 7:53 PM
Why are you wasting your time dissing tomatoes? Tomatoes are the least disgusting of the fruit and/or vegetable family. WHAT ABOUT ASPARAGUS? HUH?? Don't tell me you LIKE asparagus! You weirdo! Anyway, don't waste your time insulting fruit. Devote your time to a more useful pursuit, such as clown hate pages. "Clowns are evil!"... now THAT'S a message that needs to be told. Of course, you probably like them too, you asparagus-loving FREAK! Love, Greyson

Friday, June 25, 1999 2:02 PM
Finally!! someone agrees with me on this!!! My whole family loves tomatos even my best friend! The utter stench of them makes me wasnt to hurl! And when we have taco night, guess who gets to cut them up..they're so messy, and slimy, it makes me ILL! Thank you so much for this site and I can tell you ugghhhhhh they just reak! I just wanna say to all you anti tomato people... KILL THE TOMATO!!!!!!!

Friday, May 28, 1999 7:07 PM
Well it all happened one day when l was simply taking my dog for a walk. You wouldn't believe it, l mean l can hardly believe it happened. There l was innocently walking down the street when old Rex spotted a squirl, he just has this love , hate relationship with them l think because he started going flipping nuts chasing it with my arm attached to the leash you see. So there l am playing along running, you gotta do that some time along with allowing a stiff at a tree once and awhile. So anyway here l am being Mr. Nice pet owner when suddenly l,m starring straight up at the clouds do a half flip and land right into the pavement. To make it not only worse but torturous as l get my bearings l wake in some slimey shit. And l'm feeling massive stinging in my lip. To my disgust l realize it's the slimey poisonous seedy remains of a tomato. I almost have trouble with the last part because it is unbelievably painful , turns out when l landed on the hard cement l cra! cked my lip, not only was l tasting the crud but the venimous acid from the poison slime was seeping into my blood stream. Some little prick of a kid must have thrown the nasty poisons all over the road, smart little bugger new just what kind of warfare equiptment he needed to be king.
Signed Recovering dog owner.

Thu, 29 Apr 1999 13:15:08
At last!!!! This web site has led me to other believers. I thought I was alone. Even in my own school, I have found other closet believers. What do we believe in? That tomatos are the bane of life itself. That there are others that hate this misfit of nature and that all people do not love this fruit.Power to the tomato hating people. We will rise. Let the word spread that you are not alone. That there are others that would rather kiss a cow's ass then bite into one of those snot filled abominations of nature. Let the war begin.
Keith

Tue, 2 Feb 1999 23:21:45
I would like to comment on your antitomato website. I whole heartly agree with you on your antitomato stance. I would also like to add that you should put something on your website about putting tomatoes on sandwiches and hamburgers as toppings. That just disgust me! The sandwich and/or the burger gets all soggy with tomato guckk. And when you try to take a bite either the tomato seeds and sauce dribble down your mouth or they squirt all over the place! It's just a comment that I have! Thanks for reading this. I would like to add that all tomato lovers must die!
Erin C.

Wed, 27 Jan 1999 07:33:45
I hate tomato's ,but did you know that tomato's can prevent cancer. And if you have cancer already, eat tomato's and the cancer will disappear bit by bit . I agree with you they stink, they don't look good, and they don't taste good!!! (don't type the part in brackets but I (I) (me) dare you to print it out!!!) So if I had cancer, I would have to eat how many (a million) to cure my cancer? sorry, I'd rather die thank you. so you don't eat anything that has tomato flavor, like most of the pizza? pizza great - does pizza taste like a tomato?

Thu, 21 Jan 1999 16:24:45
I am a full fledged tomato hater. It all started when I was three years old in my Aunt Betty's garden when I tasted a cherry tomato. I puked. No one understands my repulsion but I now know there are other peopleout there. When doing the grocery shopping for my family I refuse to touch any tomato products in the store.(for fear of contamination). At home my family likes tomatoes but has come to realize that I will have nothing to do with them. I will not even touch the ketchup bottle. I could never be a waitress due to the fact that I would have to touch food with ketchup. The stench of tomatoes makes me want to vomit and I must leave the room. My boyfriend is a ketchup lover. I can't even kiss him after that disgusting substance has entered his body. Thorough brushing and flossing must take place before I will consider even getting within ten feet of him. I am hoping that he will give it up some day. I'm glad to know that there are other people that feel the same way I do.
Christine, Thunder Bay, On

Thu, 21 Jan 1999 15:54:58
Man you are serious about this tomato thing. You know when we went through the drive thru at burger king once and you threatened to blow it up if they even as much as drip the juice of a LOVELY tomato on your burger.....I guess I should have figured it out then.You know, being a chef I really couldn't imagine not having tomatoes in my kitchen. They are almost as versatile as salt and pepper. I think you should have lived way back in time when whole countries really did think ther were the offerings of satan. Jamie

Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:51:40
these litte creatures apper everywhere (even in sandwitch's)(wew!!) all tomato's. I hate them. my mom puts them in sandwitchs I like! !!!!!!! signed

Thu, 21 Jan 1999 15:48:45
I hope you don't think I'm crazy or a weird-o for this question, but oh, well here it goes..... A friend of mine recently told me that if you eat tomatoes, it will give a certain body part a really foul odor and taste - is there any truth to that??? I've never been a tomato fan - why eat something that is going to explode on you?? Besides, I am lucky enough to be allergic to them! Thank you for your time - I await your reply. Anyone got proof? Send me mail...

Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:17:34
I was the union steward for the Electritians at the Waste Water Treatment Plant (refered to as the "WWTP" from now on) for all most a year in the mid 80's. It was an "intresting" place to work as you might imagine. The word was NEVER spoken. The reason was that EVERYWHERE it was the PRODUCT that they dealt with. Product was everywhere, since they were constantly repairing convayers and trucks to haul the "Product" defined as RAW sewage as to differentiate it from PROCESSED sewage, which was refered to as "CAKE" and looked like devils food cake- honest! Guess what was the ONLY thing that would grow out of thease piles of product that were scattered everywhere in the plant? RIGHT giant TOMATO plants with giant TOMATOES! They were everywhere and they were huge! I NEVER even toutched one, but the people that worked for the city, well... The mere thought of it still makes me sweat and it has been over ten years. I can talk about 'Nam, but this is really hard for me to share. I feel that it had to be done and I hope you appretiate the trauma that I had to go through. If anyone can - it probabbly would be you.
animal

Thu, 21 Jan 1999 12:09:43
i'm glad to see that others have the same option as me towards the tom. Kill the b***er. The tom as its so called nick name is just Sketchy to the highest point of absurdity posible. I rest my case and hope we can all join to gether and get rid of the tom!!

Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:49:11
I think you people have lost your minds. Have you no life? (my even responding makes me wonder about my possible lack of a life) Even so I will add the site to "favorites", humour is always good, in most cases.
Mike

Wed, 20 Jan 1999 10:35:24
i knew there were others who knew, i was sure it was a conspiracy, i find now some comfort in this site, thank-you. everyone seems to be aware of the facts, but pay them little heed, i mean this is a poison that until victorian times was thought(?) to be deadly, as in night-shade, and was not consumed here as widley as today. you only need to look at the state of the world to understand that this devil-in-disguise has got to be at least partly to blame. thaks fer yer take on this snotty little fruit, i now feel more comfortable. herb nelson

Wed, 20 Jan 1999 9:15:41
I was so inspired by your page that I did a little research... at the www.mayohealth.org ie mayo clinic - search locally for 'tomato' - I learned that lycopene is the only beneficial ingredient in tomatoes - being anti-carcinogenic - aside from the regular vitamins you get everywhere else. They suggested as an alternative to the devil's food one can eat pink grapefruit. The catch is you have to eat twice as much of either of those to get the same benefit.. But that should NOT be too difficult!!! now there are no more excuses for any further harassment from the twisted souls who would pressure us to conform to deviant practices.
John

Tue, 19 Jan 1999 22:10:01
Did you make this page just for me??? It is redundant to say so, but...they ARE POISON!!!!! nuff said! I heard - you probably already know this - that EVERY SINGLE NORTH AMERICAN agreed with us round about 1800 or so (give or take 50 years) and would not eat the bloody things - would they be any less vile if they really were bloody? - and some guy (famous- maybe a politician) went around and TAUGHT everyone to eat the bloody things (blood again - think about it) because there were so many of them growing everywhere!!! It might be worth to look this guy up - maybe find his descendants and hold them out for what they are!! So, it is TRUE - they are not meant for human consumption - it was all a gov't trick! That was no apple in the garden of ...you know....it most certainly was the "love apple"....pure evil. I heard about this site on CBC Radio - at least I think it was yours - is there another one of us out there? I think I will make my own site - I am inspired!!!! my wife likes them....eeuuuggghhhhh.....but she doesn't like the new PLANT/ANIMAL HYBRIDS they sell now!!!! Imagine eating anything that is half plant half animal!!!! Only the bloody tomato!!! Unnatural piece of abomination. The best pizza I ever had was pepperoni, cheese and crust...DELICIOUS!!! Have a peach, - .... In my zeal I forgot to mention that, um, if tomatoes are the sweat of the devil, then CUCUMBERS are certainly the fodder for his beasts of burden... where they should remain...thanx,
John

Tue, 19 Jan 1999 18:07:58
This is just to let you know I am SO in agreeance with you that tomatoes suck - big time. I am sick to death of friends (especially the vegetarians) saying, "Ohhhh ... how can you live w/o tomatoes?" Quite easily! And none of this , "Oh, you'll like them eventually" . Yech. You need set up a tomato-haters dating service, then couples can enjoy a tomato-free households without one partner always urging the other to try tomatoes! Go for a pulp-in-orange-juice hate web site next, I'd say! Fab site -
Heidi

Mon, 18 Jan 1999 17:30:57
Yes, tomatoes do suck.. do you know of an Anti-Onion Movement?
-Trev-

Mon, 18 Jan 1999 13:23:27
Hi I heard about your Estonian content newsletter; please give me details. thanks,
Ronae

Sun, 17 Jan 1999 21:25:38
I recently read the article in the national post about your web sit and was thrilled to know there were other people who hate tomatoes as much as I do! Though I can get around most tomato based products, I admit that I do like ketchup and most tomato based sauces the thought of a ripe tomato with those slimy seeds revolt me .I find that people do think I am pretty odd when I want meals without them , and what pisses me off more is when I order things without them and they come with them so I spend most of my meal picking them out, What pisses me off even more is when meals come with them and they were not listed on the menu. age!!! Well enough for now Just a quick note to say how happy I am that there are others like me who hate them!! BLT ha just give me the bacon on lightly toasted bread with a little Mayo don't infect it with tomatoes!!
Yours
L

Sat, 16 Jan 1999 18:38:00
Just wrote you and forgot to add this. I am often in lunch meetings where sandwiches are served. Every single one of them have sliced tomatoes except egg salad which are almost as gross. I have to open up the sandwiches and remove the disgusting red flesh and leave them on the side of my plate. At least everyone in my office knows I hate tomatoes.

Sat, 16 Jan 1999 18:22:16
I'm with you. I can't stand raw tomatoes but cooked in spaghetti sauce or even in salsa I can eat them. Besides I've read that cooked tomatoes are good for men, helps avoid prostate problems in later life. And they have the cheek to call some of them beefsteak. As far removed from a good sirloin as dog doo is from a hot dog.

Sat, 16 Jan 1999 17:30:29
Hi - i took a quick peek at your site - you've GOT to be kidding. Make no mistake, I'm NO tomato lover myself, but couldn't you use your time, energy (money?) combatting racism, violence, hunger, etc. P.S. They DON'T grow like weeds (as stated in your "Facts" section). My father-in-law grows them and has a hell of a time coming up with the right soil, fertiliser & watering regimen to produce what he considers a "respectable tomato" (I apologize if the term offends you). regards,
R

Sat, 9 Jan 1999 01:14:19
hey freak..i'm showing your site to Shannon and Sandie who are at the moment eating big ripe and juicy tomatoes....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm bye

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Hello there fellow tomato hater! Just a note to show my appreciation of what you're trying to achieve here. For too long these nasty little fruits (vegetables? who cares?) have been openly consumed in public. Fine, if people want to eat them making disgusting slurpy noises that's up to them, but surely they can conduct this kind of activity in the privacy of their own seedy(pun intended) little bedsit, with no friends and a box of tissues for company. By the way, I never eat tomatoes, so why, when I vomit, do tomato skins always appear?
Yours pickily,
Frank Taylor
Gateshead
The Queen's England

Sat, 02 Jan 1999 09:54:48
dear sir, I was reading through your most EXCELLENT website, and I noticed a couple of things. First, alot of people said tomato-hating was un-American. OK, NO ONE INVOLVED DIRECTLY IN THE MOVEMENT IS AMERICAN, SO WHO GIVES A FLYING !!! Secondly, a number of people have alluded to cucumbers, and think they are as disgusting as tomatoes. Well, they do make all kinds of sauces to make you think you're not eating it, like tomatoes (I refer to relish). And they are both seedy plants. But really, they're not even in the same league. I could see maybe if cucumbers bled blood, ( that would make pickles something else altogether wouldn't it?) but they're not even red. Green is for GO. Green is for GRASS. Green is for MONEY. Green is for GRASS (I'm not repeating myself). Anyway, what was I saying.....
riff

Tue, 29 Dec 1998 15:45:48
What a waste of good web space. I bet you eat ketchup though, don't you. I know, you'll e-mail me and try to tell me otherwise. Don't waste your time, I don't believe you.

Sun, 20 Dec 1998 16:32:28
Hi dude. While I respect your 1st ammendment right to not totally enjoy tomatos, I feel compelled to intercede and possibly bring you over to the "pro-tomato" movement. Tomato juice mixes well with vodka. This is as good a reason as I can think of to dig the tomato. Ketchup is delicious and refreshing on any quickly prepared food. finally, nothing pelts better on an enemies crib than tomatos. Please, reconsider your position regarding this fine fruit. Yes, I said fruit...It is you know.Your tomato eating pal,
Scott

Sat, 12 Dec 1998 17:40:39
I love it... I've only found 3 other tomato haters, other then me that I can remember and now I found your web site! I feel better, knowing I'm one of only 4 haters. I'm not saying I can't stand cooked tomatos -- Catchup, Salsa, etc, but I really don't like raw tomatos... they are horrid and keep showing up everywhere. I'm hoping this gets posted because I wanted to point out something to the person who wrote the bottom letter on your list now -- try a Bacon, Lettuce and Cheese sandwhich... that's what I always eat while my tomato-lover wife eats the nasty version. Well, thanks for the web site -- it's reassures me that I'm not strange... or that I'm not strange for not liking tomatos at least. If you do post this, please take editorial liberties.... I'm not a writer :)
Trevor

Thu, 10 Dec 1998 14:37:28
what kind of a sick and twisted individual imagened that tomatoes were for eating? you can tell just by smelling them that the big idea was to throw them at people who are dumber that us. such as politicians and ricki lake. and the evil grandmother who gives them to you without knowing what kind of person you are. -and what the voices in your head told you to do with the tomato...
stine, denmark

Wed, 9 Dec 1998 02:22:15
I HATE ketchup! I actually puked the other day because I saw a guy at McDonalds eat a hamburger while he squeezed a gob (1 Packet) of that vile crap on every single bite. The smell got to me, the sight and even the sounds. Something has to be done!
*fayaz ICQ# 14869331

I lost emails during this time. If one was yours, may I encourage you to resend - sorry.

Fri, 6 Nov 1998
I've hated tomatoes since I was a kid. Actually as a kid it was better because I grew up in a tomato hating family. As I grow older I am surrounded by tomato lovers. The worse thing is people are always hiding them in food you love. You bite into a perfectly good sandwich only to find it has been ruined by a tomato. The Swedes know how to make meatballs. You won't find a red sauce covering their delicious little meatballs. The Irish know how to make vegetable soup. Their vegetable soup is green, not red. Americas want to add tomatoes to EVERYTHING. What's wrong with a BL, no T, sandwich? The flavors mingle fragrantly with each other, enhancing the mayonnaise and bread. Spaghetti with pesto or alfredo sauce is mouthwatering. Excuse me please, I think it's time for lunch.

Fri, 06 Nov 1998
I underatand how you feel but why don't you just create a homepage for cucumber haters........ I hate them sooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!

Sun, 01 Nov 1998
I'm disgusted with your disgust with tomatoes!!! I LOVE tomatoes!! In fact I ate a 19oz can of tomatoes for supper tonight. How do you like them tomatoes!!sign... devoted tomato lovered (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)

Sat, 24 Oct 1998
Bet you eat ketchup/catsup!

Wed, 21 Oct 1998
Ok, true story.... When I was in Public school in Canada.... we went to "public swimming" on Fridays. People always tell you not to eat for AT LEAST an hour before you swim..........well.. here's why: After returning from swimming on the bus..... I was sitting at the back as usual.. and Kay Darby was sitting behind me. She had eaten Tomato Soup before swimming..... she suddenly felt odd... and threw up the soup on the bus......... and I watched in horror as the Tomato chunks rolled down the aisle as the bus came to a grinding holt.... The smell........ gawd the stench of vomited tomato soup made me gag....... Since that fateful day in grade 6, I have never had another Tomato... the mere smell makes me gag...... how could anyone eat them?????? I hate when people sneak them into my burger at Harvey's.. It's a plot I tell you! a plot!!!! anyway.... keep the fight alive!!!!!!! bye...... See you Tomotto........
Steelly

Wed, 21 Oct 1998
I can't stand those big, ripe, red suckers! Rot in Hell ya dang tomatoes!!!! Oh ya, and another thing that has the same color and also SUCKS really badly is the DETROIT RED WINGS!!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! By the way, I can't stand Tomatoes! YUUUUUUUKKKKKKK!!!!!! I hate everything that has anything to do with Tomatoes! Awesome Site!!!!!!

Wed, 21 Oct 1998
Tomato Juice, Caesar's, Fried Green Tomato Sandwiches, Tomato Paste, Pizza Sauce, Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwiches, Catsup, Clubhouse Sandwich, Bruschetta, Stuffed Tomatoes, Tomato and Onion Salad, Stewed Tomatos with Sausage, Spaghetti, Salsa, Lettuce-Tomato-Onion on a burger, Tomato Sandwiches, Tomato wedges, Barbecue Sauce. I love it all, want to come over for dinner some time???

Tue, 20 Oct 1998
To a very smart person: how refreshing to find someone so intelligent as to understand the true nature of that vegetable/fruit called the tomato (alias slime food from hell)!
Jo Ann

Mon, 19 Oct 1998
This is certainly not my first choice. I just can't stand the texture of a ripe tomato. I don't know if it's the acid taste (I can't eat oranges either) or what, but the smell repulses me. I have to resort to those packaged ketchup's you get at fast food outlets for company in my house, because it certainly is not my first choice of food. I like all other fresh fruit and veggies, but tomato's YUCK! I've experienced all the same reactions as those writing in here.... I tell people that I'm allergic, or send food back in a restaurant, even if you tell them first not to include tomato's they do! It's like a staple in your diet. I just can't stand them. signed

Sun, 18 Oct 1998
Well I won't deny it i do like tomatoes now, but it took 30 years for me to get here. Maybe I've been deceived and I haven't realized it yet? LEAMINGTON ONT. CANADA....... Maybe tomatoes explain why. Hardly anybody in the damn town can drive intelligently( missspell intended), the women are either pregnant or in most (I stress not all) cases totally psychotic and ....well let your imagination run wild!! The "tomato capital" is not my favorite TOWN (Shouldn't even rate as a city,my god)! Ok I must admit a little of this tirade stems from the fact that i met my soon to be ex wife there.... (but I'll bet the red pricks had something to do with the mess it turned into!!!) Well I take great satisfaction in the fact that every one of the little red bastards I eat means one less in the world to cause trouble........ ya think? Rockin' site, got a few good laughs good luck, I really don't care if they live or die.........the tomatoes that is....... I think?

Sat, 17 Oct 1998
I hate tomatos too, but I was just wondering if you like ketchup? Natalie Yes, but I didn't inhale.

Sat, 17 Oct 1998
It is not so much the speed with which you hit them. It seems that better quality rain tires spew these best. Snow tires are pretty good too but chunks get stuck in the fat grooves of these and they sometimes spew tomato bits upwards into the wheel wells where the tomato acid can damage and cause a premature corrosive effect. Bald tires are crappy: don't use them. They cause little more than a faltering of the dreaded tomato to occur, leaving an unsightly mess for fellow motorists.

Sat, 17 Oct 1998
Hi, we love tomatoes, tomatoes have a wonderful taste, I can't think a world without tomatoes. Just thinking about those fresh little red fruits, make my day as green as lovely roots.I'm still wondering why I write these stupid things to you. Perhaps that is because you make such a stupid web site and spend your money with that, if I were you, maybe I'd buy kilos of tomatoes and squeeze them with my foots and make my friends take a photo of that scene, instead of this stupid website......However, I found your website really funny. Why don't you link your site with "Useless Pages"? You will have more visitors for sure! Have a nice day! TOMATOES RULE! Yours sincerely.

Sat, 17 Oct 1998
Tomatoes are the most revolting thing ever grown. They are alright if you smash them and cook them until there is no longer any way of knowing it was a tomato. eg pizza or spaghetti sauce. Anyone who eats tomatoes with salt raw has rocks in their head and aren't very bright anyway. This is just my personal opinion. Very refreshing web site.

Thu, 15 Oct 1998 15:23:47
I hate tomatoes too. But I hate oranges, apples, cucumbers, bananas...every GREEN things. I EAT MEAT. ONLY MEAT. KILL ALL GREEN FOOD. Greetings from Santander (SPAIN).
Afro

Tue, 13 Oct 1998 23:52:45
This is from the Columbia Encyclopedia: "Though the fruit was described as a salad ingredient before 1600, it was commonly regarded as poisonous, and only within the last century has it become recognized as a valuable food. Indeed, all parts of the plant but the fruit are toxic."
Dan

Tue, 13 Oct 1998 13:51:59
Dear miserable human being, you do not really enjoy the life by simply rejecting a tomato salad dressed with olive oil, lemon juice and a pinch of thyme. So sorry for you.
Meric Caliskan

Fri, 9 Oct 1998 20:00:43
I also hate tomatoes as much as you do! There was this one time when I went to this restaurant and accidentally BIT into one. Now I don't go there anymore cause of that. I think someone should also make an anti-Onion site. That would really be cool.

Thu, 08 Oct 1998 11:34:34
It is my firm belief that the City of Leamington, Ontario, Canada is the base of operations for one of the largest conspiracies man has known. This city is the tomato capital of Canada if not the world. Their entire existence revolves around the tomato. They have a huge tomato in the center of town where they lure unsuspecting tourists and passers by, to dole out there tomato propaganda. Once a year they have a tomato festival to celebrate the birth and continued prosperity of this demonic fruit. Lastly, they process tomatoes and make many products such as ketchup and soups for world distribution to spread this blight. I ask you, what kind of monsters are these people!? If you ever come to this part of the globe I BEG you, please avoid entering Leamington. I have been there several times and barely escaped with my life and my sanity. Thankfully I lived to tell the tale. Please anyone who reads this head my WARNING!!!!!
TBOW

Tue, 06 Oct 1998 11:31:31
HA HA HA, i'm laughing out loud, I just love your site. I too, HATE tomatoes!! YUCK!!!!
Denise

Mon, 05 Oct 1998 16:57:53
Finally, tomato haters of the world have a voice. The last time I had a tomato I gagged and I'm quite sure if I hadn't spit it out I'd be dead by now. The odour simply makes me feel like vomiting. This web site is so true!!!

Mon, 5 Oct 1998 11:11:43
Oh man! I hate tomatoes. I can't even cut them up. I can eat ketchup, spaghetti sauce and pizza, but raw tomatoes make me wretch! Your site is a hoot!

Fri, 2 Oct 1998 13:16:27
You're fucked up. Without tomatoes there's no pizza, pasta, ketchup, V8, tomato sauce, no BLT's. Where would Italian food be without the wonderful tomato. What you need is a fuckin' shrink. You fuckin' tomato freak. You probably look like a tomato. Did your parents molest you with tomatoes??? And what about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. You're Fucked. Yours truly, Tom A. Towe & All the Tomato lovers of the world & All the Italians of the world (And Greeks, Mexicans, Spanish ...) PS Don't be surprised if your eye pops. PSS What about the forestry industry in New Mexico?????(You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)

Fri, 2 Oct 1998 11:31:21
You are obviously the devil incarnate. Worse yet, you are a TWIT. Any tomato red blooded American (or Italian) knows tomatoes were sent to us, directly from God, to make summer an even more enjoyable season of the year. If you assume that most of your meager 117 hits on this sinful website are tomato haters, it becomes obvious that you have little support for your misguided opinion. I shall pray for your and your fellow TWITS. Remember, God will forgive if you seek his forgiveness and redemption.
Spedeeray (a tomato lover)

Wed, 16 Sep 1998 13:05:18
Tomatoes are the evil fruit. ADAM and EVE did not get thrown out of the Garden of Eden because of a red apple. It was a red-ripe tomato. That is why tomatoes are acidic and apples are not! The Vatican is suppressing this fact, because the Vatican is in Italy, and Italians use tomatoes as a common food. They do not use apples at every meal. It's nothing but a church cover-up. Tomatoes are the culprit here. Bad fruit! Bad!

Mon, 14 Sep 1998 11:53:15
Dear Tomato hater,
I found this page when I started to write an article about eating habits - not anything connected with science or cooking for housewives. I just had to make an article about "crazy eaters" or as you wish - alternative people. I have NEVER in my life met a tomato-hater. I do not believe that we have somehow different tomatoes here in Estonia, so it seems weird that so far I haven't met a real tomato-hater. I can understand your disgust of tomatoes, for they might really seem to be a real and mistake of the nature. But to me the worst thing is caviar - how on earth someone can tell it's delicious? Lucky me - this crap usually costs a lot so they do not put it everywhere. But tomatoes I like. Maybe I have a little pervert in me? Anyway - I support you tomato-hating by adding the link of your site to my article which will be printed in Estonian street-magazine KesKus in October, 1998. I hope that all the Estonian tomato haters will soon join you.
Best regards,

Sat, 12 Sep 1998 17:55:04
I Hate tomatoes; they are the grossest thing since... well... I can't think of anything as nasty and putrid. I hope the tomato population becomes extinct.

Tue, 1 Sep 1998 08:07:00
Hey, I checked out your site again. While I still hold the technical and artistic merit in high regard, I'm with the Aztecs. I love tomatoes. I won't cram them down the gullet of tomato haters, or for that matter even make a big case about it. If the movement was successful and tomatoes and all of their by-products disappeared from the store shelves, I'd simply resort to growing small patches in the woods. (Small patches are necessary to avoid satellite detection.) It might actually turn out to be a good thing since in such an environment I could ring up some decent jingle as a small time supplier to the Tomato black market that would certainly arise. Who knows, if I got far enough ahead to afford a decent mouthpiece, I could even go big time pushing processed Tomatoes in ever larger regions. At that point you have to drop the fresh stuff and leave the nickel and dime to the local suppliers. Once you're big enough to hire local Tomato pushers the law can never catch up. Sure they might know who I am and what I'm doing. They might even catch me at it now and then. So what. Once you're big the fines can't come close to the profit. Even if I have to do a little time I can still run the syndicate from the joint. One excellent point about your Web site and this everyone (Tomato hater and lovers alike) agrees on is Jo is a babe. We want more JO!! How about a Jo shot of the month to keep us all coming back? In the meantime good luck on the crusade. I'd love the challenge of setting up the Tomato Syndicate.
Walt

Mon, 31 Aug 1998 18:29:35
I HATE THEM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blach!!!!!!!

Tue, 25 Aug 1998 03:23:09
You make me check a website daily! You could at least update the letters. What a loser I am checking a site daily... about... TOMATOES ...and no new letters. Damn it, you wanna waste eveyone's time on this crap at least maintain your website. I tried tomatoes but I didn't inhale!!!!!
Truly yours, Roscor (...in a super marinara sauce!)

Wed, 5 Aug 1998 17:21:30
Hiya! Tomatoes ruined my life! OMG! I was born into a Tomato loving family & was forced to choke down these monsters! Then when I hit the ripe old age of 13. I took a stand and admitted my loathing of tomatoes! My family was enraged by my statement that they sent me to a children's home where I could receive immediate help! They still haven't took me back but I live in a different state with my new family who has a fetish of cucumbers which is another evil being of this world! What am I to do? My life will never be the same! pleeeeeease believe me this is not a joke ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. My life was ruined by those infamous tomatoes. And now I live with a cucumber obsessed family.

Tue, 4 Aug 1998 17:19:48
I started off little, you know a little pizza sauce, some salsa with my chips. Then like a madman I tried Ragu. Well one thing led to another and now I'm too far gone. Farmers markets, growing my own, even SLOPPY JOES!! What can i do? There in everything! I'm drinking V-8 juice right now! Oh sure I order the grilled cheese but it's the tomato soup I want. I'm so ashamed! Please help. Gotta go now gespacho is chilling.

Fri, 31 Jul 1998 14:30:18
I agree with your views on tomatoes, but i will not sit here and listen to you badmouth a fine condiment like ketchup!! How dare you! Don't you know that ketchup is what separates us from the inferior countries. Why its more americanthan apple pie! The reason mexican food sucks is NO KETCHUP! how in the hell are you gonna eat meat loaf (also american) without ketchup! Or maybe you don't like meat loaf either you commie bastard!(You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)

Thu, 30 Jul 1998 14:43:50
I hate tomatoes but the only thing i love about them is that when you whip one at someone, it goes 'SPLAT!"
Sandi

Wed, 29 Jul 1998 22:38:18
I am 18 years old, and I have had to put up with my parents always telling me that tomatoes are SO good, and that they are the healthiest thing to eat. But I never liked them, I don't know why. Why do people insist on putting slimy raw tomatoes on hamburgers, salad, in tacos, spaghetti sauce, pasta, nachos, and everything else that usually tastes good!! I am so tired of having to pick stupid tomatoes off of my food. Wow, I didn't know I had so much pent up anger. Anyways, great site! I might link it to my site.
Take care, Kelly O

Wed, 29 Jul 1998 21:51:32
This is just a test but I have one: Do you like Tomato paste or Spaghetti sauce?

Wed, 29 Jul 1998 21:37:31
I happen to like tomatoes, they look exciting and they taste marvelous. I think that you are a nut but this is a free country. P.S. the best thing about your site is 'joe' who looks like a beautiful and intelligent young woman. What is she doing with a tomato hater who has twisted her beautiful mind? Oh well, you can't pick tomatoes but you've sure picked a cute tomato in Joey.
Sincerely, Jean

Mon, 27 Jul 98 17:11:02
Your web site is nothing but a cheap thrill to squash these innocent, loving creatures. You should know better than this. You sin, sin, sin with your badmouthing, acid eating, tomato hater army. Know this my friend, there are more of them than there are of you. How can you sleep at night? I'm sure they have seen your web sight and are very upset about your prejudice red hatred. However, your web creation is damn cool, and for your hard work I will give up cherry tomatoes. You had a point about the rotten tastes and I do feel that the color of red is a touch evil...Oh! what the hell, KILL ALL THEM RED BASTARDS. Who needs them! I'm want to sign up, as a matter of fact I'm going down to the market right now, I know there's a whole mess of those juicy sons-a-bitches just laughing at us. Thank, you've made me see the light.

Tue, 14 Jul 1998 02:13:47
I like your site and can relate to your views. When ever I eat any kind of tomato product, I get a terrible acne rash where they come out.
Thanks, Art

Thu, 9 Jul 1998 15:08:39
Yes, yes y'all, tomatoes are crappy. I too have had a lifelong aversion to tomatoes. I find them repulsive. But what I hate more than anything else are people that think they're being pretty ing clever when they somehow equate ketchup, spaghetti sauce and salsa to raw, fresh tomatoes. They are completely different although I won't eat "fresh" salsa. Bah! I hatetomatoes.
I like the web site and I just want to let you know you've been selected "Web site of the week" for this week's issue of COL: Crap On-Line. COL is a weekly emailewsletter I publish and distribute to my friends and acquaintances (subscriber ship is now 56 people). In fact whenever I do a restaurant review I mention how I dislike tomatoes. Congratulations and keepfighting!!
Noted tomato hater, Bradley T Hughes - COL: Crap On-Line

Fri, 03 Jul 1998 13:18:44
Finally somebody who hates tomatoes too. I am allergic to them and I have no problem with that. But people tend to put tomatoes on everything. I can not order a sandwich without asking them to make a new one without toomaaatooesss. When I go out for dinner with friends and I tell them I am allergic they don't know what to make for dinner anymore. Like there are no recipes without tomatoes. I am sick and tired of trying to explain people I do not want tomatoes.
Elisa

Thu, 2 Jul 1998 20:20:23
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Finally there is someone who understandswhat a horrible thing tomatoes are. I don't even like spaghetti sauce, although I will admit to eating it sparingly. My friends think I am nuts because I will not put a tomato on a sandwich. I keep telling them when you get a sandwich with a tomato, and, even if you scrape the offending intruders off, as long as there is still one seed there, you can TASTE it! I have one friend who swears I am making that up...but you understand!
Maddeness

Wed, 01 Jul 1998 15:32:23
You said it! They suck and so do all the tomato lovers that surround me!

Tue, 30 Jun 1998 21:01:20
Ok, I think I know how much you hate tomatoes (I'm getting sick of that word now). But aren't you overreacting? It's just HARMLESS tomatoes! You are soooooooooo weird for making a site for anti-tomato lovers. In fact, I LIKE tomatoes. They taste good in salads, and I think you're just one of the many people out there who are too CHICKEN to even TRY one! Oh, please..... you disgust me.

Tue, 7 Jul 1998 00:04:57
Dear tomato hater, I am sitting here laughing my ass off at you! I can't believe someone would waste there time and energy telling the world that they hate tomatoes! Why don't you get a life or a hobby of some sort? Sincerly, Amused (You can email this weirdo by clicking here!)

Sun, 28 Jun 1998 22:50:14
The site is excellent!!!!!!! I eat in restaurants 5-7 times a week & return over half the meals because they put those rotten, seedy, ugly things on it!! @!#$$!!!!!!$$%%#@. I've had to resort to telling the waitress i'm allergic, & can't even have a tomato seed on my plate! If they would find this wonderful site then they would realize the vulgarity of the TOMATO...............THANKS FOR A GREAT SITE and SPEAKING UP. ps. cute picture of Jo!
Mr. Mark C. Allen

Mon, 29 Jun 1998 17:36:47
I agree with your crusade and am willing to take up arms against the vile fruit. I have a question though. Is it wrong to like ketchup and salsa (tomato puree?). I have had to live most of my life telling people how I like tomato by-products (dead tomatoes?), but not to rip it from the vine and sink my teeth into its slimy, squishy, seed-infested so-called fruit. Thank God for a web page like yours! Tomatophobes unite!
Michael H. Schroeder

Sun, 28 Jun 1998 10:35:49
Your web site is cool. Kinda pointless but I like it . Well gotta go. Bye
Amiee

Tue, Jun 16, 1998 15:47
Joe, doesn't that sort of talk get the Lynch mob together in Leamington?? BTW - I understand your point of view, my fiancée is one of you tomatophobes, but with her it's the look, not the smell.
Kristine86

Tue, 16 Jun 1998 15:38:22
Tomatoes (using the Dan Quayle spelling) are an alien plot to cleanse the Earth of humanity. The governments of the world are all to well aware of the scheme, but all too powerful Tomato Farming Lobbies (alien funded, of course) pay off make certain, with extreme prejudice, that any word leaks out about the intended genocide. You will see the cessation of tobacco production long before any such move is undertaken for tomatoes (using the 'little boy who was corrected by Dan Quayle' spelling). Tomatoes belong to the same family as nightshade. The only difference being, nightshade kills you quickly! And you thought "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a B movie? It was a DOCUMENTARY!!!!!!!
Tom@o

Fri, 12 Jun 1998 21:06:11
It is a great relief to see the real truth about tomatoes exposed for the heinous, vile, slimy packages of organic POISON that I've always suspected them to be. As a youngster, my mother tried to force me to eat them, and I refused. She thought that it was all in my head, and tried to slip some into a sandwich for my lunch. I puked. That was my first clue that raw tomatoes are indeed poison. Later in life I took a trip to Leamington (the capital city of tomatoes). Good Lord...TOMATOES EVERYWHERE. It was like a trip to HELL. I am interested in taking up arms against the infidel fruit.
David Maxwell

Thu, 11 Jun 1998 10:34:04
I'm afraid to even use the word Tomato. Tomatoes destroyed my life. I had a great job, a beautiful wife, and a wonderful child. My futureseemed bright indeed. I've lost them all due to the terror of Tomatoes. I hate them for what they've done to me and my family! I can not bring myself to discuss the details of how they ruined me. Anything that I can do to help in this crusade ... I would be willing to give my life. Larry B.

Thu, 11 Jun 1998 08:55:03
I love your site Your splatting tomatoes are great. WebMaster:The Anti Tomato Movement