LEAMINGTON, ONTARIO, CANADA
What's up with the huge tomato kiosk?
I've been there - way too many times. Heinz grew the town into "The Tomato Capital of Canada." Southern Ontario is full of tomato farmers and during their harvest season, truck loads travel the bumpy roads into Leamington. Along the way, lots of tomatoes fly off the truck, get run over and sit there squashed rotting in the sun. You would not want to smell this. Be very careful on the roads. Tomatoes can kill.
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WORLD INFESTATION:
HOW ARE THEY DETROYING YOUR WORLD?
BUNOL, SPAIN
People, this looks worse that the holocaust video's i've dreadfully seen. These people look deceased, floating in organ soaked tissue and blood. But it's worst than what meets the eye. It's really tomatoes, which means they smell horrid, worse than death itself.
These people don't know it, but the acid from the tomatoes are going to kill them 20 years before their time. The only good thing about all this, is they are using tomatoes in a war. I'm in shock & awe. You won't ever, EVER catch me within 100 kilometers from La Tomatina.
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ITALY
Italy is perhaps the king of tomato land. I'm glad I don't live there because virtaully all dishes come packed with tomatoes. If you were to go to Italy and ask for anything "minus the tomato" they would give it to you anyway because they'd think you were joking. I think Italy is to blame for all the tomatoes infestation all over the world. Someone figured out they grow like weeds. I can't bare to look at this page anymore. I can almost taste the fumes coming off this picture. It's making my eyes hurt.
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CHINA
Thank you China, for not putting tomatoes into any of your food! You're like pre-BLT-McDonalds, I can go there and order anything off the menu and never have to worry about looking under the bun. Ahhhh, I love chinese food so much! This is just a theory, but Chinese people live a very, very long healthy life - it's because they don't eat tomatoes!!!! I love you China. Can you please change you flag colour to be a little less red....
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All over the world, strange tomato loving weirdos do something to make your town disgusting. Tell us about it.
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